Like any other child star, the Crack Baby hit a rough patch after her leading role in these 2 seconds from a Tide commercial. We don't want to get into details, but we will say household cleaning products and kosher-for-Passover pancake mix is a decidedly toxic cocktail.

But Crack Baby is six months clean and regularly attends meetings with other inanimate objects, like original Woody dolls who are stuck on "there's a snake in my boot" and the green power ranger (remember him?) And if you can find the goodness in your heart to resuscitate her fledgling career, she can be yours for $13.13.